The Twelve Days of Venture Christmas

Sung to the tune of the 12 Days of Christmas,
 On the Twelfth day of Christmas The Monarch gave to me, Twelve Doc's a Hammering, Eleven Pill's a Popping, Ten Brick Frogs Hopping, Nine Black Hearts Beating, Eight Maids a Panda Milking, Seven Brock's a Killing, Six Shrink Rays Shrinking, Five Dracula Trophies, Four Phantom Limbs, The Order of the Triad, Two Murderous Moppets, and a Henchman in a Tree Fort!